52 Keith Hovland

In the Bender Hockey League, age is but a number, and no one exemplifies this better than Keith Hovland. This seasoned ice warrior may have a few extra years under his belt, but with each passing year, he just seems to get better, like a fine wine or a vintage cheese. His smile is as constant as the northern star, guiding us through every game with unyielding positivity.

Keith’s self-deprecating humor may lead you to believe he’s lost a step, but don’t let that fool you. He’s still got moves that would make a figure skater jealous, and passes that are as crisp and refreshing as a City Square salad on a hot summer day. His shots? They’re as accurate as a meteorologist predicting rain in Seattle – spot on, every single time.

And let’s not forget about his knack for adventure. Keith has been in more tight spots than a puck in a goalpost, and yet, he always manages to squeeze through, much like how he miraculously squeezes the puck into the most impossible of corners on the rink. With Keith Hovland on the ice, every game is an unpredictable adventure, filled with laughs, gasps, and cheers. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.